Your Feet’s Too Big

[Intro]
Who's that walkin' 'round here? Mercy!

[Verse 1]
Sat in a diner at a table for two
There are four of us, me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up you sure look sweet
From there down there's just too much feet

[Chorus]
Yeah, your feet's too big (Too big)
Don't want ya, 'cause ya feet's too big (Too big)
Can't use ya, 'cause ya feet's too big (Too big)
I really hate ya, 'cause ya feet's too big (Yeah, yeah)

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, let's hear it now
Da-dee-doo-da
Ya-da-ya-da
Where did ya get 'em?
Ya-da-ya-da

[Verse 2]
Your baby likes you, she thinks you're nice
Ah, got what it takes to be in a paradise
She likes your face, she likes your rig
Man, oh man, them things are too big

[Chorus]
Oh, your feet's too big (Too big)
Can't twist it, 'cause your feet's too big (Too big)
Can't shake it, 'cause your feet's too big (Too big)
You just don't make it, 'cause your feet's too big (Yeah, yeah)

[Post-Chorus]
(Bop-pa-da-da) Come on walk that thing
(Bop-pa-da-da) Never heard such walkin'
(Bop-pa-da-pa) Mercy!
(Pa-da-pa-da) Da-dee-doo-dah
Where'd ya get em?

[Verse 3]
All your pedal extremities are colossal
To me you look just like a fossil
You've got me walkin', talkin' and squakin'
'Cause your feet's too big, too big, too large

[Chorus]
Yeah, your feet's too big (Too big)
Don't want ya, 'cause your feet's too big (Too big)
I can't stand ya, 'cause your feet's too big (Too big)
I'm mad at ya, 'cause ya feet's too big (Yeah, yeah)

[Post-Chorus]
Hey!
Da-dee-doo-da
Ya-dee-ooh-da
Where'd ya get 'em?
Ya-dee-ooh-da

[Outro]
Your pedal extremities really are obnoxious
One never knows