Tipsy

"Thank you, my dear
Ahh, and an excellent vintage it is, too
But if you're implyin' that I'm tipsy, sir-"
"Oh, of course he's not"

One, here come the two to the three to the four
Everybody wrecked out on the dance floor
Smellin' like sex, tryna flex for the score
Go 'head and brin' the bottle, you ain't even gotta pour
Neon lights is bright enough to make the eyes sore
DJ got 'em hype enough, they cryin' for more
Crowd is turnt, they loud as fuck, the bass is like a roar
This finna be the night, they can feel it in they core
Here come the three to the two to the one
When the speakers clip, shit sound like a gun
If the pussy don't pop, then it wasn't any fun
And if you ain't come with squat, prolly you better run
She in the mosh pit, goin' crazy with the scum
He in the stall, sick, vision hazy from the rum
If you make it out alive, bet your ears finna hum for a day and a half-now relax, have fun

Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy
(Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)
Now everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy
(Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)
Now everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy
(Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)
Now everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy
(Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)

Two, here come the three to the four to the five
If the music stop now, everybody prolly die
Weed smoke in the 'rr, everybody prolly high
"Oh you ain't? What, you think you better? Muh'fucker, bye"
Somebody gettin' stomped 'cause his eyes lookin' sideways
Crid like a bitch, took a hit off the high-grade
And ran back in, ballin' fists, lookin' irate
Grabbed that motherfucker, hung his ass off the fire escape
Here come the four to the three to the two
Somebody start crowdsurfin' right out the blue
Air gettin' thick, can't breathe, but it's cool
Instead of livin' one life, you gon' need two
Two chains, two shots, too drunk, 2Pac (hit 'em up)
Too late to stop, two more, do not (give a fuck)
Today is lost, tomorrow not (gonna come)
'Til sun come up, tonight is to (get drunk)

Now everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy
(Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)
Now everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy
(Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)
Now everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy
(Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)
Now everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy
(Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)

Three, here come the four to the five to the six
Stabbin' bound to happen if you actin' like you rich
Or you was yappin' to the cap'n, hear they clappin' on a snitch
And smack him ninety-nine times just for actin' like a hctib
Say it backwards for the radio or scratch it like a itch
Matter-fact, do not come back if you are sensitive to Ish
Not the white whale-chaser-straight shots, double-fist
Next week same time, hit the line around six
Way too savage on the average, daily, asses get the tips
Next established, you the ratchetest
They have to be the lick to hit for cabbage
Need a carriage at the front, so what is Lyft?
The shit is done before the sun come up, you know it's time to dip

Now everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy
(Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)
Now everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy
(Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)
Now everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy
(Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)
Now everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy
(Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)