Ballads of the Lad and the Lass

So, his name is Chuck
We’ve been together for like.. ever
He’s Chinese.. no.. Indian.. hmm.. Whatever
The thing about Chick is he’s like totally laid back.
He doesn’t care about his looks or what people think of him
But his accent is like.. Oh my God! Totally H.O.T
His fashion is more like mouldy old jeans, old pair of chucks, and messy hair
Like.. Ew Chuck! Go get a stylist!
Thank God you’re a cutie

Me girls name is Princess
I know it sounds like a poodle’s name
Well, what do you expect from Yankee parents
But she does wanna be treated like a princess
She can’t stand not to give instructions to people
She always says I should do this, don’t do that, do wear this, don’t wear that
Even when to eat and when to eat it
She complains a lot about her weight
She said, “Even a whale is like skinnier than me”.
Me says she’s just as lovely as she is