I Don’t Want to Go to the Gym

[Verse 1]
I lick my fingers after I cut all the limes
I serve old men, my dignity and all my time
Maybe I don't want to go to the gym
Guess what Rick, I don't want to get super thin

[Verse 2]
Maybe I don't have time in the morning to shave my legs
And maybe I use feminism as a way to relate
Maybe I'll hate my tattoos in a couple of years
And all my kids will inherit all my same stupid fears

[Verse 3]
And I love my man more than I love myself
I give him lectures but it's me who needs the help
I'm scared of feminity but I'm also scared to lose it
I love my body but I'd never want to choose it

[Breakdown]
Don't hold me down, hold me down
Don't hold me down, hold me down
Don't hold me down, hold me down
Don't hold me down, hold me

[Verse 4]
Maybe I don't want to go to the gym
I wish I looked like 2001 Jennifer Aniston

[Verse 5]
And I love to get hateful and I love to be vile
I wish they'd let me lose control once in a while
Oh I'm selfish and I'm sour but I claim not to be
Don't want to go to the gym 'cause it ain't for me