H.B. Is in Control [Book of Bad Decisions]

South-side Dennis
I was amazed
As I quietly surveyed the damage
I did my best not to attract attention
Just a glass of water and a ham sandwich

Crystal came round
One more time
And her demeanour was most concerning
She dropped a pitcher
Screamed bloody murder
At some moment the kids had started burnin'

Don't call the cops
Don't call the fire department
Hieronymous Bosch
In control
Supernatural, yeah
Hieronymous Bosch
Is in control

The town errupted in a medieval mayday
You know that's now darkness and misery
I started thinking this is getting bubonic
And I better split
Before they get to splittin' me

The stuff was tickin', it was
All confusion
The manager managed to find the money
I got up on the counter, said
"You all must be trippin'"
If this is some kinda joke
Then it ain't funny

Don't call the cops
Don't call the fire department
Hieronymous Bosch
In control
Supernatural, yeah
Hieronymous Bosch
Is in control

Those of you who might suspect
I am given to exaggeration
Like them or not
The facts are facts
They are not open to interpretation

Think first and do the pandemonium
I didn't sign up for this
Think first and do the pandemonium
I didn't
I didn't sign up for this

Don't call the cops
Don't call the fire department
Hieronymous Bosch
In control
Supernatural, yeah
Hieronymous Bosch
Is in control

Don't call the fire department
Hieronymous Bosch
Is in control
Supernatural, yeah
Hieronymous Bosch
Is in control