Phoney Lesbians

[Spoken]

Naw, thats okay don't worry about it
Ready, Rod?
Ready, Jeff?
Ready, Greg?
Ready, Jack?
Alright fellas, let's go

[Verse 1]
And if all that is cold
And [?]
Cause mom and dad just don't understand
You pray and force an option
But no guy will touch you
So you don't say you don't want a man

[Refrain]
Oh, what comedians
You phoney lesbians

[Verse 2]
And in a dim lit bar
You braggin way to hard
Do you take yourself seriously
Don't like men anymore
Dress just like a whore
How can you take yourself seriously

[Refrain]
Oh, what comedians
Those phoney lesbians

[Verse 3]
And if all that is cold
And [?]
Cause mom and dad just don't understand
You pray and force an option
But no guy will touch you
So you lie and say you don't want a man

[Outro]
Oh, what comedians
Those phoney lesbians