I Love Sex But

Harry Williamson, Daevid Allen

[Intro]
Two minutes of pleasure, nine months of pain
No fun for months, twenty years of strain
A fuck is a fuck is a fuck is a fuck
So who's outta luck today?

[Verse 1]
Well, I went to see my girlfriend
Just to pass the time of day
She says, "Please do this," she said, "Please do that"
Till the time had frittered away
So I said to her, "Come over here
And lie down on my face"
She gave me that old-fashioned look
She says, "I know what's in that place"

[Chorus]
She says, "A fuck is a fuck is a fuck is a fuck
You guys are all the same
Your cocks dictate your psychological state
But it ain't a very logical game
And whether you're a cum-quick repairman
Or a master of the tantric arts
You're one kinda feller before you cum
And another when you depart"

[Verse 2]
I had a lady friend at my place last night
She stayed till plenty past late
I really enjoyed her company, but
Temptation could not wait
I looked into her eyes and said
"Would you like to fuck with me?"
But she gave me that old-fashioned look
And locked herself in the lavatory

[Chorus]
She said, "A fuck is a fuck is a fuck is a fuck
You guys are all the same
Your cocks dictate your psychological state
But it ain't a very logical game
And whether you're a cum-quick repairman
Or a master of the tantric arts
You're one kinda feller before you cum
And another when you depart"

[Verse 3]
Well, a feller gets kinda randy
When the ladies withdraw their charms
So I took myself to a gay bar
Thought it wouldn't do me any harm
Well, this beautiful body comes up to me
Then puts his hand right on my crotch
I says, "Hold it, man!" he said, "I am"
I says, "It's much too much too much too much

[Chorus]
A fuck is a fuck is a fuck is a fuck
You gays are all the same
Your cocks dictate your psychological state
But it ain't a very logical game
And whether you're a cum-quick repairman
Or a master of the tantric arts
You're one kinda feller before you cum
And another when you depart"

[Outro]
I love sex but
It comes between me and my fantasy

Trivia about the song I Love Sex But by Daevid Allen

When was the song “I Love Sex But” released by Daevid Allen?
The song I Love Sex But was released in 1993, on the album “Twelve Selves”.
Who composed the song “I Love Sex But” by Daevid Allen?
The song “I Love Sex But” by Daevid Allen was composed by Harry Williamson, Daevid Allen.

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