Cook Your Doggie
[Chrous]
I'm gonna cook your doggie
You old haggy
Then I'm gonna put some barbecue sauce on your doggie
Cook your doggie
I'm gonna cook your doggie
When are you gonna notice it's your doggie
You're eating on that plate
Woahhhhhh!
Cook your doggie, woah
Woahhhhhh!
Cook your doggie, woah!
(Verse 1)
Check your doghouse
Your doggie ain't there
You wonder where he is
You assume he is
Sleeping under the bed
What he usually does
But you can wonder, what he is doing
(Pre-Chorus)
I'm your usual person who helps you with your lawn and stuff
One day, I will
Do something funny
I'll yell this funny quote
ALLAH ALAH ALAH ALLAH AKBAR
[Chrous]
I'm gonna cook your doggie
You old haggy
Then I'm gonna put some barbecue sauce on your doggie
Cook your doggie
I'm gonna cook your doggie
When are you gonna notice it's your doggie
You're eating on that plate
Woahhhhhh!
Cook your doggie, woah
Woahhhhhh!
Cook your doggie, woah!
(Verse 2)
Put up flyers everywhere, oh yeah yeah yeah
Look around the neighborhood, oh yeah yeah yeah
You can't assume it was me, me, me, me because you trust me, me me, me, me
(Pre-Chrous)
I'm your usual person who helps you with your lawn and stuff
One day, I will
Do something funny
I'll yell this funny quote
ALLAH ALAH ALAH ALLAH AKBAR
[Chrous]
I'm gonna cook your doggie
You old haggy
Then I'm gonna put some barbecue sauce on your doggie
Cook your doggie
I'm gonna cook your doggie
When are you gonna notice it's your doggie
You're eating on that plate
Woahhhhhh!
Cook your doggie, woah
Woahhhhhh!
Cook your doggie, woah!
(Bridge)
Cook your doggie woah
(Pre-Chrous)
I'm your usual person who helps you with your lawn and stuff
One day, I will
Do something funny
I'll yell this funny quote
ALLAH ALAH ALAH ALLAH AKBAR
[Chrous]
I'm gonna cook your doggie
You old haggy
Then I'm gonna put some barbecue sauce on your doggie
Cook your doggie
I'm gonna cook your doggie
When are you gonna notice it's your doggie
You're eating on that plate
Woahhhhhh!
Cook your doggie, woah
Woahhhhhh!
Cook your doggie, woah!
(Outro)
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ALLAH AKBAR