Potato Salad

(Verse 1)
Roaming around town, looking for some food just to eat
Craving many items such as eggs and sandwiches
I found one spot that’ll take away my hunger but they serve nothing but goddamn salads
So I decided to get the fricking legend from this vegan that I doubt is even good
The great and delicious potato salad
(Hook 1)
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(Verse 2)
Went up to the cashier who’s built like one of those PETA members who thought Steve Irwin was an animal abuser
He looked very strange and stupid
I asked him for a large order of potato salad with a side of coke
He said “We don’t serve coke because that’s very unhealthy for our environment. You can get that water or some Diet Coke.”
But Diet Coke is somewhat not healthy. So lemme get the water
He said “Aight then your total is $100.”
I was shocked and concerned that the large order wouldn’t even be $100
Checked the menu and it was $10
Then I looked at him and I said....
(Hook 2)
O-o-o-o-o-On Jah?
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O-o-o-o-o-On Jah?
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O-o-o-o-o-On Jah?
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O-o-o-o-o-On Jah?
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O-o-o-o-o-On Jah?
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