Lads Holiday
Packing my bags yeh I'm packing them up
I'm still hungover from yesterday's pub
Lads holiday is just coming up
Run to the airport, first class club
Sitting in the lounge, it's 7am
Sipping a beer, like the other men
The hangover's bad, it's not going down
Bad idea last night to be drinking in town
What wonders to see in this Spanish isle?
Oh to be free in the party mile
Plenty of drink to go round and fish in the sea
We're young and free it's time to live it up
Lads holiday, off into the sun
Copious beer, we're having some fun
Pubs crawls all week all over the town
Excitable fellas all acting the clown
Final call for the plane to take off
McDonald's breakfast in time for us to scoff
Jack D on ice, it's the hair of the dog
Picturing the first girl who to snog
Finally landed, time to check in
Getting ready, it's time to begin
Skip boring meeting, it's straight to the pub
Drinking all night then onto the club
What wonders to see in this Spanish isle?
Oh to be free in the party mile
Plenty of drink to go round and fish in the sea
We're young and free it's time to live it up
Lads holiday, off into the sun
Copious beer, we're having some fun
Pubs crawls all week all over the town
Excitable fellas all acting the clown
My mate's just pulled this little hotty
He says I know that singer on TV
I single him out as an arrogant prick
Thinking that info would do the trick
She storms off, my mate has lost out
Something about my big f******g mouth
Mis-reading signs when we are half pissed
Moving on now no need to persist
What wonders to see in this Spanish isle?
Oh to be free in the party mile
Plenty of drink to go round and fish in the sea
We're young and free it's time to live it up
Lads holiday, off into the sun
Copious beer, we're having some fun
Pubs crawls all week all over the town
Excitable fellas all acting the clown
It's now 4am we've been drinking all night
Staggering out we see the first light
Trying to remember where the digs are
Surely we couldn't have travelled that far
Fry up last morning, something to eat
Onto the beach, just over the street
Mate digs a hole and chunders it up
Covers it up and it's back to the pub
Lads holiday, off into the sun
Copious beer, we're having some fun
Pub crawls all week all over the town
Excitable fellas all acting the clown
It's time to go home now, we're all checked in
Drinks at the airport, Tannoy sayin'
Last call for passengers, about to depart
That last beer, it wasn't so smart!
Lads holiday, goodbye to the sun
Too much beer we're just about done
What is Spanish for we got heartburn?
Maybe next summer we will return