Piss On You

"Yeah, it's the R
40 oz of malt liquor make me wanna tell you somethin'

Said rollin 'round, sittin on dubs
Countin' the hours, I was high on shrubs
Coolin in my Escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place,
close your eyes, show me your face
I'm gonna piss on it

CHORUS
Haters wanna hate
lovers wanna love
I don't even want
none of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do, I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you

Said yo body, yo body
Is a porta potty
When I pee I kick
I can use karate (use karate)
I'm a pee on you
DRIP DRIP DRIP
Pee on you
Pour it on you
Piss on you
Piss on you

You'll never feel...
quite the same
When you get a whiff...
of my hershey stains

I wanna poop on you too
I want to pee in yo food

Only thing will make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
I want to pee on you
yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you

CHORUS
Haters wanna hate
lovers wanna love
I don't even want
none of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do, I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you

Won't you braid my hair
Say, won't you braid my hair
Before you start, I'm gonna fart
I'm gonna fart on you
"

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