Hot Sheet Hotel
Rooms rented by the hour
In the theatre of alibis
Where "incognito" is the rule
And guests arrive in disguise
The cheap patio furniture
Is chained to the floor
A "do not disturb" sign
Swings from every door
Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel
Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel
Traveling Lotharios
With Visa cards and Viagra
Libidinous scenarios
And the barrels shoot Niagara
Squeaky springs and shower curtain rings
Broken and in disarray
Sticky paws and herpes sores
Souvenirs of your stay
Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel
Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel
Back in suburban condos
Wives on Prozac dream
Of seeking retribution
Through an out of court sеttlement schemе
With picture I.D. and I.U.D
Or prophylactic persuasion
The neon sign is on the blink
"No solicitation"
With spermicidal lubricants
And a twinkle in their eyes
Illicit lovers rendezvous
They choke on their "goodbyes"
Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel
Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel
Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel
Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel