Probably Art

[Verse 1]
I went to visit this private postmodern exhibit
Oh, the food was fine and the wine exquisite
Someone said what is this work communicating?
You said it's all up to interpretation

It can mean anything that you want it to be
I said is it nothing if it means nothing to me?
He said hey, look, he welcomes constructive criticism
And if you give to him then he'll listen to them

[Pre-Chorus]
But if you're bitching at him for his [?]
Keep your cynicism to a minimum
Any questions?

[Chorus]
I said "Yeah, what is it?"
He said it's probably art
It's probably art
I said what is it?
He said it's probably art
It's probably art

[Verse 2]
I went to a screening of an art house film
About life and meaning
It explored the questions of existence
You know, thinking and being

And being in a cinema, you would've thought
There would've been the existence of icecream or popcorn
Because I had nothing sweet to eat while I was watching this meaningful soft porn
The film was existentialist from the directors viewpoint as a feminist

[Pre-Chorus]
So the girl that I took there on a date with me
Left that cinema hating me
What? What is it?

[Chorus]
What is it?
She said it's probably art
It's probably art
I said what is it?
She said it's probably art
Well, it's probably art

[Verse 3]
I was at a recital of a poem that'd been left untitled
It was onomatopoeic, write it how you say it
About the life cycle
And it used all the classic metaphors like sea shores and open doors

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, I said it was like me that he wrote it for
He said that's the effect he was hoping for
I said it's beautiful, what is it?

[Chorus]
What is it?
He said it's probably art
It's probably art
I said what is it?
He said it's probably art
It's probably art

[Outro]
I said what is it?
It's probably art
It's probably art
It's probably art
It's probably art
It's probably art-art-art-art-art