The Devil Likes Candy (Skit)

[Intro]
Ignore the words of Lord
But you'll have to take those headphones off
On Judgement Day
And explain, explain why you didn't heed
The word of the Lord
And then, and then
You'll have to reckon with Satan
Yes!
The devil
The architect of all this chaos (church)
The chef and designer of all sins
That he distributes like candy
Jealousy is the devil's candy
Lust, candy, Rap, and pride
Candy! (and let's not forget about envy!)
See, see someone's listening
(This is quite exciting)
Sir, you sir
(Moi?)
Yes, you
Sir, do you know the works of the Lord?
(Of course I do, actually I'm quite familiar)
Hey, I... I know you
I, uh where are you from?
(Hmm, the Down Under)
Ah, Australia, huh?
(No child, further than that)
Wait a minute, I know you
Have we met before?
(Well, no, but yes)
(I actually know your father)
What?
(The engineer, he actually calibrates my ovens)
(Great job, might I add)
My dad is dead
You go to hell!
(Ah, now we're speaking the same language)
(By the way, you ever jerk off to Sally Struthers
While listening to Rihanna?)
How you know that?
That's blasphemy!
(Chuckle)
(Twas a blast for me too)
Filthy
(But excuse me child, I'm running a bit late)
(Have a load of... candy)
Oh!
(To distribute)
It's you!
It's really you!
He's here!
He's everywhere!
He's really here!
Oh my God, oh my god
(This is to be continued in the upcoming movie, Molly Stars)