Dear Abby

Dead Kennedys / Jello Biafra

Dear Abby,

Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It's
important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just can't
afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home some choice cuts from my
autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper:and ta-da!

The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. They ask me what's
my secret. Abby, I think they're getting suspicious. My smart-ass 8-year-old keeps
asking, "Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge."

If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do I tell
my family?
DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure the body's
blessed and everything should be just fine.

Trivia about the song Dear Abby by Dead Kennedys

When was the song “Dear Abby” released by Dead Kennedys?
The song Dear Abby was released in 1986, on the album “Bedtime For Democracy”.
Who composed the song “Dear Abby” by Dead Kennedys?
The song “Dear Abby” by Dead Kennedys was composed by Dead Kennedys and Jello Biafra.

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