A Rhode Island Tradition!
Noraa Neither Kaplan
i ordered a
grilled cheese sandwich
with well done fries
and ice water
i would like two sides of plain penne pasta
with butter from the rolls and parmesan cheese
it should come to about $4.27
and please bring the box and the check with the meal!
they replaced the poker dogs
with some big TVs
i don’t like the sports or news
nickelodeon, please!
cartoon network and me
if we didn't come here each goddamn week
we’d probably not pay, we’d walk out and leave
since the rolls and pickles are bottomless
this pair of bottoms will pay grudgingly
we want death
we want death
we want death
by chocolate