Dance

[Verse 1]
I dance like a mom, but I don't even care
My pussy tastes twenty-one, and there's love in the air
I tucked my kids to bed and I sang them a song
Now I'm in the club, in a sexy leather thong
My body is sexy and my moves are killer
Michael Jackson's got nothing on my pussy's Thriller

[Pre-Chorus 1]
You might think I'm simple at first glance
But honey, there's more to this girl than dance
Dance

[Chorus]
Dance
Dance
Dance
Dance

[Verse 2]
I see you watching me, and I know you want my body
My pussy and my armpits are hot, wet and soggy
It was the summer of '69
I was young, hot, and spry
You used me and abused me, then you left me to die
You thought I was stupid, and you were right, but since then I've never let you out of my sight
You only wanted to get in my pants, but now you're dead, and I still dance

[Chorus]
Dance
Dance
Dance, dance
Dance

[Bridge]
I'm doing great, I have two kids and a career
I have a healthy lesbian affair with my neighbor
What do you have? You have nothing
When I'm on the floor, I'll put you in a trance
I'll swing, and I'll split, and I might even dance

[Chorus]
Dance
Dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance