Deafening Shout
[Verse 1]
I may have murdered Michael
But the faggot had it coming
His small dick always felt wrong
That's why I killed his ass and wrote this song
The police daddies told me
"Deborah, you're coming with us"
"No I am not, you ugly cunts"
[Verse 2]
When they tied me up to go to jail
My vagina started to tingle
I hid a big black spiky dildo in my loose hole
So I didn't have to be single
[Pre-Chorus]
Jail is lonely when you have no one
And I wanted to find some peaches to my cream
So I found my own type of fun
One that will make me scream
Three, two, one
[Chorus]
I get my special dildo hidden inside
And the let the spiky plastic dick and wet pussy collide
But oh fuck, my tampon is in the way
I throw it out, because bleeding out in jail is okay
[Verse 3]
I might have metal around my ankle, but I got plastic in my pussy
I thrust it in and out, and let out a deafening shout
"Oh wow, that sounded like Katy Perry," A guard next to me says
"I don't care, my pussy tastes like cherry," I say, spreading my legs
[Pre-Chorus]
Jail is lonely when you have no one
And I wanted to find some peaches to my cream
So I found my own type of fun
One that will make me scream
Three, two, one
[Chorus]
I get my special dildo hidden inside
And the let the spiky plastic dick and wet pussy collide
But oh fuck, my tampon is in the way
I throw it out, because bleeding out in jail is okay
[Bridge]
We had an affair
And I seduced myself out of jail
Michael wishes he could've fuck me this hard
Maybe I'd let him play in my backyard
One
[Chorus]
I get my special dildo hidden inside
And the let the spiky plastic dick and wet pussy collide
But oh fuck, my tampon is in the way
I throw it out, because bleeding out in jail is okay
[Outro]
I made it out, who wants to die next fuckers?