Holy Moly

[Lyrics]
I'm skipping down the yellow brick road in my hot pink clogs
You know, I think I've made up my mind on something
Men are dogs
I'd become a lesbian but I'm really not that into pussy
Like, it's okay but it's really just a casual thing for me

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Peaches And Cream is not enough for me
I'm not saying 'two pussies' wasn't meant to be (Ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy)
Gay is okay, I love the gays
But I just want a shaft to clog my airways
Pussy is cool, but dick is better
And that's my LGBTQ love letter

[Chorus]
Ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy moly
Moly, moly, moly, moly, moly, moly, moly
Ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy moly
Moly, moly, moly, moly

[Verse 2]
I'm on the hunt for dick
Can anyone help me?
I'm willing to pay in the form of my fat pussy
Or cash, if you prefer
I'm just a hole for you sir, a tool to be abused
Are you ready to be seduced by a powerful woman?
Put your Cerberus dick up my caboose

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Oh my god, I think I'm becoming bisexual
I think I'm becoming queer
I thought we left this concept behind in Magic Mirror
My devout Catholic label will not be happy about this, but I don't care
I'll shower them in my promiscuous puss

[Chorus]
Ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy moly
Moly, moly, moly, moly, moly, moly, moly
Ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy moly
Moly, moly, moly, moly, moly

[Bridge: Deborah Healy, *Label Executive*]
*Deborah, you need to stop these shenanigans and go back to being a heterosexual icon*
No, you ugly cunt
I am an LGBTQ+ warrior
I will harness the power of Ellen Degeneres to defeat you
Kablama
*Ouch, oh no, I am bleeding out*

[Chorus]
Ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy moly
Moly, moly, moly, moly, moly, moly, moly
Ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy moly, ho-ho-holy moly
Moly, moly, moly, moly, moly