Jaundice Blues
[Verse 1]
Sitting in bed, knitting some foreskin
When I see the clock strike the time, and grow a meticulous grin
I close my novel about apartheid, then get dressed to go for a ride
I feel like Will Smith
I forgot my truck houses a scythe
[Pre-Chorus]
It's my personal witching hour, and I'm ready to wreak some havoc
I do this every night like a bad habit
[Chorus]
It's 9 PM, and by nine I mean eleven
We're gonna play Seven Minutes in Heaven
Please laugh at my jokes
I'm super funny, please!
I have a life threatening disease
I haven't been the same since I shot my conscience
I'm very weak because of, you know, the jaundice
[Verse 2]
No one knows where I am at this hour
I'm looking down and see the water turn red in the shower
I'm being so secretive
This is my special time
You better spread those cheeks, 'cause it's dinnertime
[Verse 3]
I'm off the grid, you can't get in
The password for my club is unsolvable--oh fucking god dammit I just spoiled my own secret
You have to promise to never speak of this ever again
[Chorus]
It's 9 PM, and by nine I mean eleven
We're gonna play Seven Minutes in Heaven
Please laugh at my jokes
I'm super funny, please!
I have a life threatening disease
I haven't been the same since I shot my conscience
I'm very weak because of, you know, the jaundice
My skin is turning yellow, and I'm weak in the knees
I have nothing to lose, here comes the suicide squeeze
I'm going through photosynthesis
My sex tape is filled with supreme viciousness
[Bridge]
I'm moist and succulent
My pussy is so shiny and opulent
Ignore my black eye, my wooden leg fell from the sky
I'm bridging the gap between your fist and my ass
Watch me suck my own pussy
I'm a gymnast
[Chorus]
It's 9 PM, and by nine I mean eleven
We're gonna play Seven Minutes in Heaven
Please laugh at my jokes
I'm super funny, please!
I have a life threatening disease
I haven't been the same since I shot my conscience
I'm very weak because of, you know, the jaundice
My skin is turning yellow, and I'm weak in the knees
Oh dear god, here comes the fleas!
I'm going through photosynthesis
My sex tape is filled with supreme viciousness
[Outro]
Why does everyone interrupt me while I'm recording?
What's this? A letter?
Let's see what it says