Red Light
[Verse 1]
Slamming the door, I get in my car
I wanna de-stress, I wanna go to the bar
"Time away from Michael will be good for me," I tell myself
As I lock eyes with an absolute hunk
I wanted him to nail me like I was a shelf
He saunters over to me and whispers in my ear
Then leads me to his car, where I was ready to disappear
[Pre-Chorus]
Michael is irrelevant, I'm glad he left
In fact, I feel quite blessed
But enough about him
I don't want to think or know
I wanna let loose tonight
Red light, green light, go
[Chorus]
As I watch you handle that stick shift
All I can think about is your girthy dick
I want to go faster and faster
I want to feel the wind in my hair
I might get bugs in my pussy, but I don't even care
I'll cut to the chase, and just let you know
I want your dick and my cunt to go toe to toe
[Verse 2]
Ever since I was sixteen, against all odds
I've always had a thing for guys with hot rods
That was a double entendre, if you didn't catch the joke
I also like my cum to have the consistency of egg yolk
[Verse 3]
I'll sit on your hood ornament
Feel the jaguar go up my ass
It numbs my entire body like Agent Orange nerve gas
Pretty fucked up, right?
[Pre-Chorus]
Michael is irrelevant, I'm glad he left
In fact, I feel quite blessed
But enough about him
I don't want to think or know
I wanna let loose tonight
Red light, green light, go
[Chorus]
As I watch you handle that stick shift
All I can think about is your girthy dick
I want to go faster and faster
I want to feel the wind in my hair
I might get bugs in my pussy, but I don't even care
I'll cut to the chase, and just let you know
I want your dick and my cunt to go toe to toe
[Bridge]
Me and my bitch go vroom vroom, camping out in the men's room
You think you can fuck with me?
Not a chance, you miserable flea
I'll fuck your dad and your boyfriend too, you're a cow, bitch, so go on and give us a moo
I wrote this rap all by myself, while your shit is sitting on the shelf
That dick is in me like pigs in a blanket, I put that cum in a flask and drank it
Cars get me horny, as we all know well, I'm a witch, bitch, I'm gonna cast a spell
[Chorus]
As I watch you handle that stick shift
All I can think about is your girthy dick
I want to go faster and faster
I want to feel the wind in my hair
I might get bugs in my pussy, but I don't even care
I'll cut to the chase, and just let you know
I want your dick and my cunt to go toe to toe