The Nightmare

[Verse 1]
I took some Benadryl, 'cause my pussy was itchy
And then I passed out, side effects are so bitchy
I slipped into a drug-induced coma, and then I saw your face
Michael, oh my god, Michael, you're such a disgrace
You're rubbing uglies with someone else, aren't you?
This nightmare

[Chorus]
It's realer than it seems
I know you're taking it up the ass, from some other guy's peen
I'll analyze your ever move, and maybe some day, I'll forcefully remove the man that turned you gay

[Verse 2]
Oh my god, I'm so mad
My snow white skin is turning gray
I can't escape from my nightmarish life, so in my dreams I'll stay
Horny, horny, horny horny me
I used to have dreams of sex, but now I only dream of fleas

[Chorus]
It's realer than it seems
I know you're taking it up the ass, from some other guy's peen
I'll analyze your ever move, and maybe some day, I'll forcefully remove the man that turned you gay

[Bridge]
Just put it in already, fat bitch
Are you sure this is okay? What if Deborah sees us?
Don't worry, I look like a man from the back. She'll never tell that it's me all along
Okay then. Oh, that feels good. Yeah, baby. Ugh, harder
Haha, mission accomplished
What?
Oh, nothing

[Chorus]
It's realer than it seems
I know you're taking it up the ass, from some other guy's peen
I'll analyze your ever move, and maybe some day, I'll forcefully remove the man that turned you gay
Ooh, nightmare
Ooh, nightmare

[Outro]
Oh, I'm awake
I guess that was just a really bad dream