デーモン大先生 (Demon DiceSensei)

[Intro]
Wait a minute, who are you?
Ay, Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ, hehe
Let's go over here, just you and me

[Verse]
Soro Soro too and fro', catch a demon by the toe
Not gonna holler, sore loser logic's gotta go
I'm on that 最高-path to bein' your いちばん すきな ひと
And don't concede defeat until I hit mission complete-o!
Children of the internet like "it's not a phase Mom!"
I'm busy makin' real change on tumblr dot com
That "cultural appropriation" ragin' 我々われ
I use all the Japanese I fuckin want fam, 知るか
Demon claws sharpened, not the one you wanna aggravate
Let's call it a draw, so I can go back home and do my taxes
Urban witch who sold her soul to Satan, I'm a demon
I refuse to kneel complacently and swallow all your discontent (got 'em)
I don't consent to thinking like I'm second to one
Though I can jack off all of these trades, I'm a master of none
You think your 99 problems stack up? I got a myriad
Steady though, devil flow, heavy like my student debt

[Chorus]
I'm Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ
Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ
Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ
悪魔サイコロ, I'm fucking psycho
(Motherfuckin' psycho!)

Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ
Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ
Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ
悪魔サイコロ, 僕は最高

Hehe yeah, 僕は最高
Don't close your eyes or you'll miss the surprise, though