Lumberjack

[Verse 1]
I step on stage looking like a lumberjack from east Vermont
Killing the whole underground like tunnel rats in Vietnam
Y’all are fucking wack shut your trap when we perform
Fuck your raps, I’m in back puffing wax with Cheech and Chong
Girls everywhere, front to back in cheetah thongs
Rumps as fat as Nia Long’s or some of that Latina porn
They want my seed, they love the fact my semen forms
Inside their uterus and becomes a rapper’s demon spawn
So pack your weed in bongs feel the vibe and break a sweat
Chill reclining waiting for that psilocybin to take effect
Cloud nine this silver lining’s the greatest yet
But if you ain’t saying yes I’m the illest rhyming save your breath
Whoever’s waving TECs I’m killing guys with bayonets
No one you know sprays unless they’re filling nines with Nasonex
Wait a sec I’m just killing time making threats
Today I get to murder these space cadets like Jason X
Place your bets will I live the dream and be the goat
Or do I have to flip a scheme ‘bout triple beams and ki’s of coke
Do I need to boast ‘bout limousines and legal notes
Hey, what if I skateboard in skinny jeans and eat a roach
How about being dope and intravenous lethal dose
To give the fiends whose inner demons didn’t see what means the most
That’s my team’s approach, did our thing and run the shit
Sipping drinks, puffing spliffs, middle fingers up like this..

[Hook]
Diabolic in the place to be
Party people nobody’s fucking with me, I said
Diabolic in the place to be
Emcees nobody’s fucking with me, come on
Diabolic in the place to be
B-boys nobody’s fucking with me, I said
Diabolic in the place to be
Let them know nobody’s fucking with me, nah

[Verse 2]
Yo, I’m about to quit, I’m giving up, I hate the scene
‘Cause fake friends are switching up it isn’t what they make it seem
So here’s a dick to suck, lick my nuts and taint between
My ballsack and asshole it’s been a month since they’ve been cleaned
And I don’t give a fuck I’m twisting up this strain of green
In the cut liquored up with a slut I reign supreme
And I don’t need to spend a million bucks to chase the dream
‘Cause my dick’s enough to make bitches blush like Maybelline
I just make up schemes stunting bitch stacking gwap
That’s word to the custom fitted platinum watch I haven’t got
My life has sucked a bit a struggle with a tragic plot
But who cares I’m loving it double fisting 'Gnac and Scotch
Bag of pot on some other shit an astronaut
Abducting chicks all aboard the mothership to planet rock
My DJ’s running shit we pack the spot
More nights ‘round tables than the government in Camelot
I ain’t clapping shots or cutting bricks for crack to cop
Pushed the Geto Boys like a publicist for Rap-a-Lot
I’m the aftershock of Rakim, G Rap and Pac
Upper echelon, to me Travis Scott’s a laughing stock
Among other up-and-coming rappers that just dropped
Luckily for y’all it don’t matter if you’re wack or not
All that matters is the fashion on your Magnavox
Having gwap and flashing, I am living in a paradox
It has to stop so I’ma smoke chugging Bud Light
And fuck up more relationships than Joe Budden’s love life
Haters flip, all these pole hugging cunts might
Get vaginoplasty pussies so fucking uptight..

[Hook]
Diabolic in the place to be
Party people nobody’s fucking with me, I said
Diabolic in the place to be
Emcees nobody’s fucking with me, come on
Diabolic in the place to be
B-boys nobody’s fucking with me, I said
Diabolic in the place to be
Tell Kweli nobody’s fucking with me, nah