The Jinx
He joins the gang as we leave the pub
We're off downtown to a nightclub
And whereas usually we'd get in
We don't tonight 'cause we're with him
We're miles from home waiting for the last bus
But when it comes it don't stop for us
We can't afford a cab and it's quite clear
This wouldn't happen if he weren't here
He's a jinx, jinx, everything goes wrong
He's a jinx, jinx, when he strings along
It's Saturday night and there's parties on
But we can't get in any 'cause he's come along
So we end up walking 'round all night
If it weren't for him we'd been alright
Jinx, jinx, everything goes wrong
Jinx, jinx, when he strings along
If you want a partner for pool or darts
Play with him you've lost before it starts
Go to a match and he comes in
You can guarantee our team won't win
Jinx, jinx, everything goes wrong
Jinx, jinx, when he strings along
He's a jinx, jinx, everything goes wrong
Jinx, jinx, when he strings along