Professional Freak

[Verse 1]
I get up at around four o'clock
Put on my pants and go take a walk
I am exactly the way I wanna be
(Yeah)

I watch what I eat whenever I can
I eat what I watch when I'm in Japan
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah
I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah
I'm a professional freak, I'm a professional freak
I'm a professional

[Verse 2]
Now and again I'll pick up the phone
Play electric guitar and party alone
Everyone says that something is wrong with me
(Whatever)

I'm a big mouth when I'm getting drunk
If I'm freaking you out, I don't give a fuck
Because I am exactly the way I wanna be

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah
I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Post-Chorus]
Run me outta town
I'm so lonely, I don't mind
Turning 'round the hands of time

[Bridge]
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be
I watch what I eat whenever I can
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
I eat what I watch when I'm in Japan
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah
I'm a professional freak (Yeah), freak (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a professional freak
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
I'm a professional freak
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
I'm a professional freak
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
I'm a professional freak
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
Everyone says I'm right where I ought to be

[Outro]
(Says I'm right where I oughta be)
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
(Everyone says I'm right where I oughta be)
(Everyone says I'm right where I ought-)