Too Sexy
[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty & Mickey Avalon]
[D] Hey yo mickey, I'm gorgeous, come around the corner in the bright orange Porsche
[M] Born to mack, thank the Lord for abortion clinics and smack
[D] Ask ya mom who fucked her best, and if she don't say me I'll cut off my dick
[M] Hey dirt, how many bitches you fucked
[D] A hundred and one dalmations
[M] Ever get down with a transvestite?
[D] Yeah, reach around in the middle of the night
[M] High top sneakers and a white fur coat, I fuck more little boys than jacko and the pope
[D] Cold as ice, boned you twice, to give you a number that wasn't even mine
[M] I shine like diamonds in the mine, yo dirt, what's up, is my hair on right?
[Hook]
I'm too sexy for myself
I'm too sexy for my own health
I'm too sexy for the boys in blue
I'm too sexy for the girls at school
I'm too sexy for the VIP
I'm too sexy for you to get with me
I'm too sexy for the movie screen
I'm so sexy, just shoot me, please
[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty & Mickey Avalon]
[M] I'm so hot my cock need a fan, so I don't get third degree burns on my ass
[D] Homie, I should win a gold trophy, for all the hoes that I boned in the OC
[M] Fortunately for me, Dirt Nasty got a team of pre-teen dick fiends
[D] It seems, like a wet dream, pinch me. am I'm really fuckin' three freaks?
[M] What the deal with ya bitch, she squeal like a pig, then after she cum happy meal for the kid
[D] Bitch, what you know about me?
GIRL: I heard you were a player
[D] Blah blah blah, eat my meat
[M] Mickey got more freak tales than ty cha, and if ya don't believe me ask your ma ma
[D] Don't bother me while I talk to ya feet, 'cause ya givin' me that look like fuck me please
[Hook]
I'm too sexy for myself
I'm too sexy for my own health
I'm too sexy for the boys in blue
I'm too sexy for the girls at school
I'm too sexy for the VIP
I'm too sexy for you to get with me
I'm too sexy for the movie screen
I'm so sexy, just shoot me, please