Don Gato

Verse 1:

oh senor don gato was a cat
on a high red roof don gato sat
he went there to read a letter (meow meow meow)
where the reading light was better (meow meow meow)
twas a love note for don gato

Verse 2:

i adore you wrote the lady cat
who was fluffy white and nice and fat
there was not a sweeter kitty (meow meow meow)
in the country or the city (meow meow meow)
and she said she'd wed don gato

Verse 3:

oh don gato jumped so happily
he fell off the roof and broke his knee
broke his ribs and all his whiskers (meow meow meow)
and his little solar plexus (meow meow meow)
ay caramba! cried don gato

Verse 4:

then the doctors all came on the run
just to see if something could be done
and they held a consultation (meow meow meow)
about how to save their patient (meow meow meow)
how to save senor don gato

Verse 5:

but in spite of everything they tried
por senor don gato up and died
no it wasnt very merry (meow meow meow)
going to the cemetary (meow meow meow)
for the ending of don gato

Verse 6:

when the funeral passed the market square
such a smell of fish was in the air
though his burial was slated (meow meow meow)
he became reanimated (meow meow meow)
he came back to life don gato!
olay!