Options

[Intro: Sampled]
I'm not getting any younger, getting closer to 31
She is 30 and I'm not really happy in a relationship, like
That being said, looks aren't everything
The girl I'm with now is the most loyal and loving person I've met
It's easy to be loyal when you ain't got no other options
Now ain't that the truth
Truth hurts, don't it?
Now you think about that
Yeah, wrap your head around that shit, that fucking logic

[Hook 1]
Like, bitch I got options
Options, options, bitch I got options
Like, bitch I got options
Options, options, bitch I got options
I know that I got 'em, huh
I know that you got 'em, huh
So why are we sitting here talking 'bout problems?
Bitch, I got options

[Verse]
Options, options, bitch I got options
Why am I sit here and argue with you?
I got a few better things I can do instead of tryna sit here and harpen your mood
Ain't no sunshine and rainbows, it's only a matter of time
'Til this fine ass girl that I seen the other day is laid up in my bed
And you ain't gonna know, 'cause you don't live with me
We ain't on that level, ain't nowhere close to that vicinity
We just hang out and kick it, we ain't got a label, unable to stick it
To our situation, so all of your bitching and raging, I'll tell your ass where you can stick it
All up in your pussy, 'cause lookie, this dick ain't finna be up in that shit no more
It's found a new home and it's headed there now, so how 'bout you don't hit me up no more?
Oh what? You want me to be fake, and pretend that I'm not attracted
To anyone else on this planet but you? I'm an asshole? Well, you're asinine

[Hook 2]
Bitch I got options
Like, bitch I got options
Like, bitch I got options
Options, options, bitch I got options, hah
I know that I got 'em
I know that you got 'em
So why are we sitting here talking 'bout problems?
Problems, bitch, I got options
Options, options, bitch I got options, hah, yeah
Bitch I got options, huh
Like, bitch I got options
Options, options, bitch I got options, what? Hah
I know that I got 'em, what?
I know that you got 'em
So why are we sitting here talking 'bout problems?
Problems, bitch, I got options

[Verse 2]
Options, options, why the hell am I gonna only have one when I can have a hundred?
I got a hundred different options I could lock inside my dungeon
And this ain't no Fifty Shades of Grey-type shit, that shit is softcore
And, bitch, I'm hardcore, I'm 'bout to do a lot more
I got a lot more tricks up my sleeve, I got a lot more options
And it ain't no secret, bitch, so why be secretive with gossip?
I'ma keep shit real, so real it might make you sick
So buckle up, 'cause you just opened up the intro The Relationship Atheist

[Outro]
If that girl don't come around, you fucking dump her ass and you dump her fast
Right
Yeah, when she go to working... while she working, you pack up all your shit; you have a U-Haul 'round the corner; pack that bitch up and leave
Yeah, just leave a note on the TV "sorry baby, I had to leave, you don't give a fuck anymore"
.."So I don't give a fuck either"