Champagne Shirley

She thinks she's fit with her new fake tits and a liposuction
She hires limousines, makes massives scenes just to go pubbing

Her real name's Shirley, but she says it' "Champagne"
She loves the attention but the boys don't complain
She comes from Hull but she talks like the Queen
She wears Haute Couture
What the fuck does that mean?

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Who do you think you are?
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Gucci lifestyle, Primark wages
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Who do you think you are?
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What a waste, what a terrible waste

She's not seen out in the same thing twice
It's a golden rule
She wears her Ray-Bans even when it's dark just 'cos she thinks it's cool

She thinks she works in Selfridge as the head of the clothes department
But we have seen her on the tills in home and bargain
She's got a dog called Louie in a Vuitton case
She's always got a tan but she got the wage

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Who do you think you are?
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Gucci lifestyle, Primark wages
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Who do you think you are?
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What a waste, what a terrible waste

She must be up to her eyes in debt
But she'll wear her Jimmy Choos in jail I'll bet
She would take Louie down too
Yeah to get a manicure
Then she'll tell her she'll be shopping on the Cote d'Azur

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