Anything You Can Do

Anything you can do i can do better
I can do anything better than you

No, you can't yes, I can no, you can't
Yes, I can no, you can't yes, I can
Yes, I can! Anything you can be
I can be greater sooner or later
I'm greater than you

No, you're not yes, I am
No, you're not yes, I am
No, you're NOT! yes, I am yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge i can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that? Yes
So can a rat! Any note you can reach
I can go higher i can sing anything
Higher than you no, you can't (High)
Yes, I can (Higher) No, you can't (Higher)
Yes, I can (Higher) No, you can't (Higher)
Yes, I can (Higher) No, you can't (Higher)
Yes, I can (Higher) No, you can't (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest) anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper i can buy anything
Cheaper than you

Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents?
Twenty cents! No, you can't! Yes, I can
Yes, I can! Anything you can say
I can say softer i can say anything
Softer than you no, you can't (Softly)
Yes, I can (Softer) No, you can't (Softer)
Yes, I can (Softer) No, you can't (Softer)
Yes, I can (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
I can open any safe without bein' caught?
Sure that's what I thought -
You crook! Any note you can hold
I can hold longer i can hold any note
Longer than you no, you can't
Yes, I can No, you can't
Yes, I can No, you can't yes, I can
Yes, I I I I I I I I I No
You C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T -
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Anything you can wear i can wear better
In what you wear i'd look better than you
In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can't! Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN! Anything you say
I can say faster i can say anything
Faster than you no, you can't (Fast)
Yes, I can (Faster) No, you can't (Faster)
Yes, I can (Faster) Noyoucan't (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest) i can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle i can knit a sweater
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? No neither can I
Anything you can sing i can sing sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you
No, you can't (Sweetly)
Yes, I can (Sweeter) No, you can't (Sweeter)
Yes, I can (Sweeter) No, you can't (Sweeter)
Yes, I can (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't
Can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

Yes, I can! No, you can't!