Nothing on This Earth Can Make Me Smile

I've seen the plague of locusts, the plague of lice
An ocean split right down the middle
Ain't that nice?
Oh, but nothing on this earth can make me smile anymore
Nothing on this earth can make me smile

Well it's the sweetest thing that I've ever seen
A photo-cake, for goodness sake
Devotion iced in green
Oh, honey, nothing on this earth an make me smile
I told you nothing on this earth can make me smile

(Ooh)

I like my toast with jam, love
My coffee mild
My troubles stackеd like dishes in a crooked pilе
And nothing on this earth can make me smile, no, no
Nothing on this earth can make me smile
I told you nothing on this earth can make me smile