Viva Costa Del Sol

[Intro: Intercom & Dustin]
Final call for passengers: Dustin, Hacksaw, Skunk and the Monkey Gibbons
Please make your way to gate twenty six as your flight is now closing
Leg 'er lads! Gate twenty six!

[Verse 1: Dustin]
We're all flying off to Puerto Banús
Four young bulls let off on the loose
Fifty quid between us sure we'll all have a ball
Viva Costa del Sol

[Verse 2: Dustin]
There's a fiesta down in Playa des Ingles
Pity me luggage fell out over Finglas
Once we're in the sun it doesn't matter at all
Viva Costa del Sol

[Skit 1: Dustin]
Bonjournos señorita
Could you direct mе-ones me and me matе-os to the apartments el cucaracho por favor?
Over there
Well, it'll be nice when it's finished lads
Who cares! To the beach señores!

[Verse 3: Dustin]
Baking on the sand just catchin' the rays
Forgot me factor fifty and later I'll pay
Met flamenco dancers, said to give them a call (wahoo!)
Viva Costa del Sol

[Skit 2: Dustin & Flamenco dancer]
Alright-o lads, best behaviour-one, it's the flamenco lovelies
"Pleased to meet you señoritas from the beaches"
"Hola"
Alright, a tad more señors than señoritas, musta been the sun in me eyes
Leg it, lads!

[Verse 4: Dustin]
Back at the hotel and the roof's just caved in
No more money, we'll be eatin' from the bins
Hacksaw's diarrhoea is a pain in the...
Viva Costa del Sol

[Skit 3: Dustin]
Excuse me, [?] me and me mate-os are over on the Quinnsworth stampos, comprende?
Well me mate, Hacksaw, has a dose of the [?] in the [?] region from eatin' too much of your paelleo, comprende?
Oh right, you're a carpet shop
Ehh, ou est le jax-o?

[Verse 5: Dustin]
Hacksaw wants a donkey but I told him to pass
We have Monkey Gibbons, sure we have our own ass
He bought some maracas, he drove us up the wall
Viva Costa del Sol

[Verse 6: Dustin]
Time to head home-o after two weeks of sun
Standin' on the plane because we all burnt our bums
Adios amigos, we'll be back one and all
Back to the Costa del Sol

[Skit 4: Dustin]
Right lads, off with the seatbelts you lot
We're all ambassadors for our country
Stand up for the national anthem
Here we go: "Olé..."
Ah hold on
Monkey! Sit down that's the Macarena you're doing!
Here trolley dolly, what am I supposed to eat: the sandwiches or the plastic tray? Because the tray tastes nicer? Huah-ha
Jeez, she's got a few air miles on her anyway, boys
Will someone wake up the pilot? We're off flying over Holyhead
We're not landing in Knock?
Oh no!

[Outro: Dustin]
Viva Costa del Sol
Viva Costa del Sol
Viva Costa del Sol
Viva Costa del Sol

Shut up!
I said will ya shut up!

Trivia about the song Viva Costa Del Sol by Dustin the Turkey

When was the song “Viva Costa Del Sol” released by Dustin the Turkey?
The song Viva Costa Del Sol was released in 1997, on the album “Faith of Our Feathers”.

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