Fizzy Lifting Drinks (Interlude)
Roald Dahl
[Sample: Willy Wonka & Grandpa Joe]
It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you GET... NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR! [returns to work]
[shocked] You're a crook... [furiously] You're a cheat and a swindler...! That's what you are! How can you do a thing like this?! Build up a little boy's hopes, and then smash all his dreams to pieces?! [lividly] You're an inhuman monster...!
[shouts even louder] I said "GOOD DAY"!! [goes on about his work]