A Society Based on Lust

[Intro: Maddie Brewer]
What am I to do in the midst of plans being thwarted?
I'm only getting started, it's not fair!
They're becoming aware
Oh where, oh where do I go from here?

[Verse 1: Maddie Brewer, Dylan Kanner]
Barber's the only one in this town
That could bring me down
All of my plans set in motion
I dropped the ball (You could'a had it all)
I thought I could keep them close
I won't make them drink the potion

[CLAY PERSON 1, So wait, it's a potion that turns us into clay?]
[CLAY PERSON 2, Well, not really, but let's let her go with it]

[Verse 2: Maddie Brewer, Dylan Kanner]
Their father was a snoopy one (That son of a gun)
But, we got rid of him
By sowing the seeds of his devotion

[Chorus 1: Maddie Brewer]
Mailman was the first observer
Bewitched by telescope lens
Thе only one that could've caught me
With rеd clay upon my hands
So I called upon friends in high places
And now his ass is gone
I know what I'll do about Barber
With a little help from my friends in the upper echelon

[NASA GUY, Hello, this is NASA. How may I help you?]
[MAYOR WINSCONSIN, Get Lordland Candlestick on the line!]
[NASA GUY, Right away.]

[Verse 3: Maddie Brewer, Sam Lane]
My dear, my dear!
How lovely it is to hear from you, my dear!
My dear, what can I do for you?

[MAYOR WINSCONSIN, What wouldn't you do for me? Let's just be honest.]
[LORDLAND CANDLESTICK, Ohohoho!]

Well, there is one thing
I really need you to do for me

[LORDLAND CANDLESTICK, Anything!]

There's this little twerp who's been disrupting my work

[LORDLAND CANDLESTICK, I'll kill them!]
[MAYOR WINSCONSIN, Please don't.]

Their name is Barber
They've got an affinity for telescopes
Just send them an email, or something
Tell them you'll show them the ropes
And meanwhile I'll finish building my army
Of little clay things
Little play things (That's right!)
For you and me
For you and me (Yes!)
For you and me...

[Chorus 2: Maddie Brewer]
Out past the moon, amongst the stars
That's where I belong
Arcturus is ours
But only the rich will be fit to embark
Housed in a literal replica of Noah's Ark
And we'll leave all these peasants to rust
And build a society based on lust!

[MAYOR WINSCONSIN, *Coughing* Jesus Christ. Eugh...]