#elchtransformer

[Answering machine speech]
Thank you for calling John's Pizzeria, located in the heart of Times Square
If you know your [?], you can enter it in any time
For reservation press 1
To place an order to delivery your pick up, press 2
For the bi-

[Phone call #1: Pizza Worker, Sebastian "Sushi"]
It's pizza
Hello, I wanna order a pizza
What?
I wanna order a pizza
Okay, what's your address?
It's Castrop-Rauxel
What?
Castrop-Rauxel, Germany
You people nothing to do, right? Bah, bah, bah, bah
[?] boring, asshole (Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah)

[Phone call #2: Pizza Worker, Sebastian "Sushi"]
[?]
Bap, bap, bap, bap bap, bap
Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh
Bap, bap, bap, bap bap
Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh
Bap, bap, bap, bap bap, Bap, bap, bap, bap bap
Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh
*bluhpocalypsis*