Two Dollar Two
[Verse 1]
She was my Garter Mailey man, man, my Aussie-Aussie can-can
Picking in between the seats is so sweet
Have I got somethin’ for you
Living for my two dollar two
Now turn the other neck-brace, can I get a new face?
I like it when girls got money to burn
Let me show what I gotta go through
Living for my two dollar two
Come on!
[Chorus]
I’m standing in line, hearing a voice I must obey
I’m standing in line, waiting for money!
I’m standing in line, waiting for my boss to say okay
I’m standing in line, waiting for money!
[Verse 2]
Now point me to the high-high, skipping all night now
Make me your bitch if it makes you rich
Watching my city burn down
Living through a twenty dollar clown
Tell me [?] now-now, show 'em how
I like a lady who knows what my thing is for
Do I really need to hear any more?
Living for my four dollar four, c'mon
[Chorus]
I’m standing in line, hearing a voice I must obey
I’m standing in line, waiting for money!
I’m standing in line, waiting for my boss to say okay
I’m standing in line, waiting for money!
[Bridge]
And I won’t panic if you won’t panic
And if you get the ticket don’t pay the fine
Satanic mechanic in the mid-Atlantic
Makin’ drippy-droppy
In a Chilean coal mine
[Verse 3]
Now we can make the sunrise, shaking off fruit-flies
Sitting in a corner watching dirty flicks
Do you really wanna be in the mix?!
Living for my six sixty-six
I’m laying that train track, have a snack-attack
Five Pakistanis working in back
Cooking on a dirty-dirty grill
Give 'em all a twenty dollar bill
It’s coming back up
(Hey!)
It’s coming back up
(Hey!)
[Outro]
I’m running on dimes, hoping my debts will go away
I’m sending good times, making some money!
I’m hanging with mimes, learning to talk a different way
I’m cutting in lines and winning the game!
Shifting the blame!
Say what’s my name?!
I make the bluest flame!