Nice Things

[Verse 1]
Heard you finally found peace, I can rattle that
If you've got a dark side, I can channel that
They don't make a policy to cover all the damage that
I do when the rose blooms to a battle axe

[Pre-Chorus]
Blacking out all the light like a ripe cyclone
Never looking for a fight, they just all tag along
Creeping everybody out like a Skarsgård
Leave conflict crispy like a Charizard

[Chorus]
Turning everybody's secrets into satire
Spraying all this napalm on your campfire
Turning all your rainbows into fight scenes
I'm the reason that we can't have nice things

[Post-Chorus]
Can't have nice things
I'm the reason that we can't have nice things
Can't have nice things
I'm the reason that we can't have nice things

[Verse 2]
Why you gotta gaslight what's left of me?
Hank Hill with a propane accessory
Hope you kept locks on the box where the diamond is
I don't make friends, just rebel alliances

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't need to get hype, I'm a ripe cyclone
Setting traps in the night, kinda like Home Alone
I can help if your heart needs a pharmacy
'Cause I don't ever miss when I aim for the artery

[Chorus]
Turning everybody's secrets into satire
Spraying all this napalm on your campfire
Turning all your rainbows into fight scenes
I'm the reason that we can't have nice things

[Post-Chorus]
Can't have nice things
I'm the reason that we can't have nice things
Can't have nice things
I'm the reason that we can't have nice things

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Turning everybody's secrets into satire
Spraying all this napalm on your campfire
Turning all your rainbows into fight scenes
I'm the reason that we can't have nice things

[Post-Chorus]
Can't have nice things
I'm the reason that we can't have nice things
Can't have nice things
I'm the reason that we can't have nice things