A message to Toiletpaper

[Intro]
This time a sad song

[Verse]
Today I got no toiletpaper, it wasn't so good
Where do I have to clean my ass up with then? okay
I'm speaking from my heart, yeah
I see the shit in the toilet, how should I get it away, when I have no toiletpaper?
I think that's the problem of today, but tomorrow, maybe another
(But sometimes in life it's not just going upwards)
Problem
Maybe tomorrow there will be no Feuchttücher
(You have no toiletpaper, okay that's the time)
Yeah, This why this piano beat is so slow
I can't make up my mind, because I have no toiletpaper
Toiletpaper come back to me!
If You're hearing this, this is a sign
This is the time, where you have to arrive
Toiletpaper don't, can't leave, leave me with my shit on my ass
Please, I don't know how to overcome it, but you already know what I'm saying
Because when I have no toiletpaper, my ass will be all brown
But I'm actually white, oh, wait...
No I'm just kidding, okay (*sigh*)

[Chorus]
Toiletpaper, I want you to come back to me
Come back to me!

[Verse 2]
But when then, I woke up one morning and I realized, It was all a dream I was going to the toilet to shit out my little sausage and then I-