Jeff the Killer vs Jane the Killer
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
JANE THE KILLER
VS
JEFF THE KILLER
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Jane the Killer]
I'm very flaming hot, so prepare to feel a second burn
Looks like I finally found you Jeff, now prepare for your worst
You got beaten up by bullies, HA! What a laugh
Your skin matches your white hoodie, and you look like crap!
This battle will end faster than the birthday party
I'll make you suffer for what you did to me, so you better say you're sorry
I will rip out your guts like how you did to me at the doctor
And I can’t not wait for you to meet my sharp-ass chopper
[Verse 2: Jeff the Killer]
I am Jeff the Killer, I’m better than Jack the Ripper
I don't understand why I'm battling against a stripper
Don’t be so grumpy and put a smile on your face
You’re a rip-off of me, that is why you’re a disgrace
Your black eyes make you look like Void of Vision
Now why don’t you shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen
You’re coming for me till the end? Bitch please! I killed my parents
I'll kill you twice, remember when I jumped over the fence?
[Verse 3: Jane the Killer]
If you are reading this, then prepare to make a frown
I’ll make you drown, and push you on the wall to go down
You punched a teen in the heart? And then you got hurt?
My disses are like the birthday party, YOU JUST GOT BURNED!
I'm glad you got no eyelids, cause look at how bad you're looking
Time to burn some rotten flesh, guess who I'm cooking?
Don't go to sleep cause you won't wake up, you're in for a thriller
I’m coming for you, sleep well, Signed: Jane the Killer
[Verse 4: Jeff the Killer]
Not satisfied on the little makeover I gave you?
HAHA you're just a women! What's the worst you can do?
You can't even kill anyone cause you fucking suck
Jeff is the real killer in these parts, so good luck
I hear you're crushing on me Jane, just give in already
I’ll rip you up and turn you into fucking birthday confetti
This battle has just ended, and I've finally had enough
Now how about you go to sleep... so you'll never wake up
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA