Mr. Widemouth vs Smile Dog
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
SMILE DOG
VS
MR. WIDEMOUTH
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Mr. Widemouth]
Hello there, why you can just call me Mr. Widemouth!
Bark at the mic all you like, your skills have gone south
Come with me, I have something that I want you to see
At the end of this little trail, you'll find your future cemetery!
One by one all the little children died because of me
Your kills are chained together because you're afraid to get your hands dirty
Down dog, away from my door, I won't let a mutt in
Not even with enough imagination can you hope to win
[Verse 2: Smile Dog]
Comе at me, you'll be dead, I'm thе canine from hell!
You're just a rejected Furby, all the little kids can tell!
Your rhymes are nothing, they've just begun to decay
I see all bitch, so it's pretty clear that I won't be going away!
Losing in this battle? It's okay, you're just having dog days
Because you're confined to that home, when your “friends” move away!
Crucid ears? Furry Body? You're the most pathetic thing I've ever heard!
Incoming message Mr. Widemouth, “SPREAD THE WORD”
[Verse 3: Mr. Widemouth]
Oh, please step into my attic, I promise it's safe, trust me
We can juggle stake knives, or jump out a window to an unseen trampoline!
You don't scare me Smile Dog, I tower over you in every way
I have a list of games to play, to ensure you won't last another day!
[Verse 4: Smile Dog]
Always here, never leaving, stare at my grizzly smile!
Hiding under the bed of kids, it's clear you're a pedophile!
You think you're scary? Bitch, I'm the most iconic widemouth!
I guess you'll have to learn, SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY OUT!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF (demonic laugh) CREEPYPASTA