Before She Does

I believe that gas is too damn high
Ain't nothin' more American than mama's apple pie
I believe in love, I believe in peace
But I don't believe we'll ever see it in that Middle East
I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact
And I believe that Jesus is comin' back
'Fore she does

I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest
The taxman and the devil share the same address
I believe don't start if you're gonna quit
I believe in keep your mouth shut and carry a big stick
I believe dogs are better than cats
And I believe that Jesus is comin' back
'Fore she does

Now there's absolutely, positively no doubt in my mind
That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't
And she's really gone this time

I believe that cold, cold beer
Tastes better on a bar stool than it does anywhere
I believe hard work really makes the man
But everyone should wet a line every now and then
I believe it's best to pay in cash
And I believe that Jesus is comin' back
'Fore she does

There's absolutely, positively no doubt in my mind
That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't
And she's really gone this time

I believe she was a real good thing
Can you believe I let a girl like her get away?
I believe she meant it the night she packed
Said Jesus is comin' back
'Fore she does

Before she does
Before she does