The Trials and Tribulations of Parking on Your Front Lawn

(Intro)
Ok, 1, 2,3 4

(Verse 1)
Well you get a line, I'll get the pole, honey
You get a line, I'll get the pole, babe
You get a line, I'll get a pole
We'll go down to the crawdad hole
Honey, babe of mine

(Violin solo)

(Verse 2)
Yonder comes a man with a sack on his back, honey
Yonder comes a man with a sack on his back, babe
Yonder comes a man with a sack on his back
Got more crawdads than he can pack
Honey, babe of mine

(Banjo solo)

(Verse 3)
Whatcha gonna do when the lake runs dry, honey
Whatcha gonna do when the lake runs dry, babe
Whatcha gonna do when the lake runs dry
Sit on the bank watch the crawdads die
Honey, babe of mine

(Saxophone solo)

(Verse 4)
Now what are you gonna do when you don't got a ruin and you don't got the money and you don't got it brewin'
Get him some petunias and buy the man's front lawn, babe
[?] don't mind me
Honey, babe of mine

(Verse 5)
Next thing you wanna do is walk a little bit closer to him for the chance to be lessoned by a soon be you
Gonna shoot him with your guns
I hate to admit but I knew what to do when I grabbed [?]
Honey, babe of mine

(Bass solo)

Woohoo
Yeehaw
Smokin', boy
Whoo, whoo

(Metal interlude)

(Screaming)

(Banjo and Accordion solo)

(Verse 1)
Well you get a line, I'll get the pole, honey
You get a line, I'll get the pole, babe
You get a line, I'll get a pole
We'll go down to the crawdad hole
Honey, babe of mine

(Verse 2)
Yonder comes a man with a sack on his back, honey
Yonder comes a man with a sack on his back, babe
Yonder comes a man with a sack on his back
Got more crawdads than he can pack
Honey, babe of mine

(Verse 3)
Whatcha gonna do when the lake runs dry, honey
Whatcha gonna do when the lake runs dry, babe
Whatcha gonna do when the lake runs dry
Sit on the bank watch the crawdads die
Honey, babe of mine