Allergies, Man

[Verse 1]
Some of these baby-dick bitch boys can't eat Reese's Cups
They carry around their EpiPens for when their throats swell up
Some of these pussy-boy babies can't even go outside
Without their allergy medication, don't let pollen get in their eyes
Or they'll cry about it

[Chorus]
But I'm not allergic to anything
I consume everything in my path
Without any deadly consequences
You don't even have to ask, I'll tell you
I'm not allergic to anything
I'm gonna swallow the world
I'm not allergic to anything
And I'm never gonna get old

[Verse 2]
"You know this is pretty insensitive, I'll die if I eat fish"
Well yeah, that sucks for you, my man, cause lobster's pretty delish

[Chorus]
I'm not allergic to anything
I'm gonna swallow the world
I'm not allergic to anything
And I'm never gonna get old

Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh
Oo-ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh
I don't see myself as special, I can't run very fast
I'm not good at baking or cleaning things, or making people laugh
But I can eat whatever I want, it doesn't matter when
I've never operated an EpiPen
And this is just where I'm at with my lack of allergies
It's a point of pride for me

[Chorus]
I'm not allergic to anything
I'm gonna swallow the world
I'm not allergic to anything
And I'm never gonna get old
No, I'm not allergic to anything
I'm gonna swallow the world
I'm not allergic to anything
And I'm never gonna get old