Kama Sutra Time

Liz Mary or Louise
They'll get down on their knees
Or Sidney the dyke
Uh what would you like we're here to please

June Cindy or Jeanine
Or all three might be a scene
It's all up to you
A negro a Jew for you to screw

Jill Bonnie Linda Lou
Love Olga and Sung Lu
Ah, so!
If they can't mount them
Stick out a limb and they'll mount you

Position 1 you grab her buns
And oh my God what lovely ones
Position 2 you're screwin' it on the floor
And she's begging for more
(And so) Position 3 she needs your knee
Position 4 tied to a door
Positions 5 through 10
Need Vaseline

Lucy straps her hands and knees
Into apparatus such as thеse
Whips corsets and bows
Little boys clothеs goodness knows

Until you tried our sequined leather jocks
Massaged in Nova Scotia lox
You might not ever know just what you missed
'til you're taking a piss
With Sweet Maxine our water queen
Nothing can be too obscene
But all my boys fulfill your sickest dreams

(Sorta like Mott the Hoople)

Dogs horses or a guy
Give someone dead a try
Or maybe a tree or maybe me
It's Kama Sutra Time

[Spoken]
Yes that's right it's Kama Sutra time
Here in the year of the diamond dog
You know what that means
Means it's time we all got together again like we used to do in the old days
When Woodstock was cool

(Thinks he's Mark Volman or something.)

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