Heuldoch 7b

Have you heard a single word I've said?
Time to brush the crumbs out of your bed

Do I want a life of leisure?
What the hell's become of me?
First a tremor, then a seizure
Middle-aged lobotomy

Unrepentant scofflaw on the lam
Layin' waste to all the best-laid plans
I swear the gingko's working - in reverse

C is for the Casanova
U's unglued and never over
N is for the noose you knotted
T is for the tears I blotted

C is carbon tetrachloride
U stands for "I'm standing upright"
N is not for non-infectious
T's translating little lectures

Erect the barricade - and call off your crusade

Don't you point that thing on me
There's no such thing as gravity

I gave you a mountain, you gave me pain
But why are the pretty ones always insane?

C is for contamination
Undergoing litigation
N is Never-Never Land and
T is for the tramp I am

C's committing cunnilingus
U unless the odor lingers
N is no assembly needed
T is for the truth mistreated

Look at all the ugly people
Diggin' holes to pass the time
Semi-spastic, weak, and feeble
Never-ending pantomime

You come equipped - and be prepared
A roll of duct tape, a cattle prod, and a polygraph machine

C is for the crumbs you throw me
U is "You don't even know me"
N is not for understanding
T is trust that's too demanding

C is for the country teaser (look at all)
U is upright in your freezer (the ugly people)
N is for the end of meaning (fillin' holes to)
T is in the tower leaning (pass the time)

C is on the couch recliner (non-elastic)
U is under Ursa Minor (weak and feeble)
N is for no way of no-ing (never ending)
T is for your trip is showing (pantomime)

Judge me not lest ye be judged thineself
Judge me not lest ye be judged thineself
Judge me not lest ye be judged thineself

Look at all the ugly people
Filling holes to pass the time
Non-elastic, weak, and feeble
Never-ending pantomime

Do I want a life of leisure?
What the hell is wrong with me?
First a tremor, then a seizure
Then deluxe lobotomy

C is for contamination
Undergoing litigation
N is Never-Never Land
And T is for the tramp I am