Opportunity´s Knocking

You've been around a while
Always a fan
Good at blowing hot air
But not quite a man

Opportunity's knocking
You're out the door
A sucker for the hype
I've met your type before
Always collecting
Obscure information
A closet train spotter
I've seen you at the station

Opportunity's knocking
You're out the door
Strike while the iron's ripe
I've met your type before

Your collection of toenails
I've seen them all framed
The date's on the labels
Every one of them named

Opponunity's knocking
You're out the door
Another name to wipe
I've met your type helore

I understand your motive
It's not you that i blame
Bui I was stuck for a song line
So here's your five minutes of fame

Opportunity's knocking
You're out the door
Here's more smoke for your pipe
I've met your type before

When i get to heaven
Outside St. Peter's gate
There'll be some angel there
Just like you
Taking down the date

Opportunity's knocking
You're out that door
You're lucky i didn't take a swipe
I've met your type before