Choose Your Foot

Choose your foot! Mah mah mah
Choose your foot! Mah mah mah
Uh

Okay you guys go, "Ooh!"
Okay okay
Now we do everything except the "Ooh"
Yeah, I'll do that by myself everything else

Napoleon: Hah hah hah hah!
’Cause I love to do that

Tell me, Mr zappa
What is your message to the WORLD!
Napoleon: Hah hah hah hah! Ready?
Choose your foot!

Choose your foot! (Mah mah mah)
Choose your foot!

And you know
Maybe if you're lucky some guy will reach
Up and put his hand on
The stage and you can stand on
His hand and still sing it

Hah hah

Beefheart did that to some kid
Who kept trying to get
Up onto the stage he walked
Over and went wham!
And stepped on the guy's hand
He didn’t feel it he
Was out he didn't know he just took it
Put a couple of pieces of it in his pocket