Big Bad Bullies

They give me wedgies, hang me up by my pants
Take my lunch money, stuff me in the trash
Ate all my refried beans, put gum in my hair
And one day, Kevin glued my butt to the chair
But I've been doing cardio
With my mom
I'm up to three push-ups
Now I'm ready to take you on

All you big bad bullies
Get a load of me
All you big bad bullies
Got a black belt in Tai Chi
What comes around, comes around
Bring it to your knees
I'm more scary than Halloween
You big big bad bad bullies

Bully Bully Bully Bullies
Bully Bully Bully Bullies

How would you like it if I did that to you?
Put whipped cream in your nose
Ants in your clothes
In front of the whole school
Remember when you stole my diary and read it to the whole class?
Now I'm gonna get all crazy on you, I'm gonna go all Jackie Chan
I've been doing sets of twenty with two cans of refried beans
Uh-oh, here comes the pain, I'm a lean, mean fight machine!

All you big bad bullies
Get a load of me
All you big bad bullies
Got a black belt in Tai Chi
What comes around, comes around
Bring it to your knees
I'm more scary than my mom's [dental cream?]
You big bad bad bullies

It is payback time! I'd be scared if I was you
I'm even scared of myself right now!
Better watch out!

All you big bad bullies
Get a load of me
All you big bad bullies
Got a black belt in Tai Chi
What comes around, comes around
Bring it to your knees
I'm more scary than Lima beans
You big big bad bad bullies
All you big bad bullies
All you big bad bullies
Got a black belt in Tai Chi
What comes around, comes around
Bring it to your knees
I'm more scary than Halloween
You big big bad bad bullies