Dead Man’s Underpants
[Verse 1]
In the op shop I can't stand still
So much chafing my legs I can’t feel
I'm so excited for the big date planned tonight
[Verse 2]
The lost memories all the broken dreams
They all look like falling apart at the seams
I just need some items that are not too dank
And it would be really helpful not to break the bank
[Chorus]
I'm walkin round in a dead man’s underpants
Second hand but I thought I'd take a chance
Should avoid anything close to romance
At the time when off they peel
[Verse 3]
The lost memories all the broken dreams
They all look like falling apart at the seams
I just need some items that are not too dank
And it would be really helpful not to break the bank
[Chorus]
I'm walkin round in a dead man's underpants
Second hand but I thought I'd take a chance
Should avoid anything close to romance
At the time when off they peel
[Outro]
I'm walkin round
I'm walkin round
I'm walkin round in a dead man’s underpants
At the time when off they peel